statham

something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.

European sports, jason statham, a zombie from a leather bar

by imachong January 4, 2011

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

pit stache

the type of moustache worn by heavy metal listeners that frequent the pit at a heavy metal concert. usually thin, it manifests as a shadow above the lip, somewhat akin to what a fifteen year old could grow.

"That guy has a pit stache. He must listen to Van Halen, brah."

by a. aab March 9, 2007

Sacha

Extremely tall hairy spider thing that upon meeting him warrants a specfic kind of dance that vaguely resembles constipation or giving someone head....

"Saccccchaaaaaa." *bend knees and leans forward*

"It's like we're giving him head!"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Sacha."
"Can I come?!?"
"Yeah,sure."



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by InkyMeow December 17, 2008

Bro-stache

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009

Stach

Underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)

"Hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater."

by T. Wolfe April 16, 2006

Stachybotrys

Stachybotrys is a greenish-black fungus found worldwide that colonizes particularly well in high-cellulose material and cellulose-containing building material such as fiber board, and gypsum board that becomes chronically moist or water damage due to excessive humidity, water leaks, condensation or flooding .

My basement was covered in a black mold called Stachybotrys.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007