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Frankfurt shuffle

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.

It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.
by Dr. Patrinicles Lowenboxen October 12, 2010
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The John Mox shuffle

When you completely fuck over your own teammates for no other reason other than being John Mox.
"I got fucked by the John Mox shuffle"

Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.
by Lilpeeboy May 1, 2015
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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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Shuffle Nugget

That awesome song that you find and listen to when your skipping songs repeatedly on your iPhone/iPod in shuffle mode.
Dave jammed to "Drop the World" by Lil Wayne when he discovered the shuffle nugget while doing work in the office.
by GUILLOT1NE July 31, 2011
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Nigger Shuffle

The act of a speed walk/jogging combination. This shuffle is intended to keep a vehical, usually a bus, from leaving without the nigger shuffler. This allows the shuffler to make the driver stop, but without actually having to do much work.
Hey look! Terrence is gonna miss the bus. Oh wait, he used the nigger shuffle.
by Sacktap July 2, 2006
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five knuckle shuffle

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.
Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!
by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003
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