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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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Spittled

/spit-ld/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.
1. Person A: Wow, that maths teacher fit as fuck.
Person B: Watch out you may get spittled.
by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019
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Girl: “Nah, I’ll just use this little bit of spittle.”
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personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

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chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
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anal spitter

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