a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.
Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger
by urban beast May 5, 2011
Get the sperm chuggermug. A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
by That guy you know from school April 30, 2014
Get the Sperm jokemug. A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.
by Kev23 September 20, 2005
Get the Sperm Dumpstermug. Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.
by CARM68 July 24, 2006
Get the sperm cupmug. Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.
by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005
Get the sperm donormug. Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.
1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!
by NickName4U May 22, 2006
Get the sperm muddmug. When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 8, 2011
Get the sperm poisioningmug.