Susan, who is Catholic, will not have traditional sex to stay a virgin. However, she does love a good sperm enema to keep her boyfriend happy.
On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.
On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.
by TacoGrande78 March 15, 2009
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Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
by King Kling December 11, 2006
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1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.
2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.
3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen
4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.
3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen
4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"
or
As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"
or
As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
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Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
by BWDAGM May 8, 2010
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Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
Jason: fr0ffle
by Niggadicks July 3, 2006
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A person who is very high in the social ladder
A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother
by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003
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Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
by ovqZ January 14, 2014
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