Sperm Enema 

When a man has an orgasm inside the anus of their lover during anal sex.

Susan, who is Catholic, will not have traditional sex to stay a virgin. However, she does love a good sperm enema to keep her boyfriend happy.

On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.

Sperm Enema by TacoGrande78 March 15, 2009

Sperm Slurper 

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

Sperm Slurper by King Kling December 11, 2006

sperm trench

1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.

2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.

3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen

4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.

"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"

or

As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.

sperm trench by Trampon October 28, 2006

Sperm Count 

When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm

Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!

Sperm Count by BWDAGM May 8, 2010

sperm canister 

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

sperm canister by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

sperm cleaner-upper 

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

sperm cleaner-upper by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Sperm Perm 

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.

Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!

Sperm Perm by ovqZ January 14, 2014