Asbury Spread Eagle

When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.

Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.

Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!

by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

wisconsin cheese spread

Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face

getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread

by therealnateo July 27, 2010

wide spread panic

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

ghetto spread

when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto

did u see that new post? of that’s ghetto spread

by bad bleeps September 22, 2020

The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009

natural spread

the way a pair of ass checks spread open to expose the asshole without any assistance.

when sally bent over to get her panties, i caught a glimpse of a hell of a natural spread.

by iceman21 May 15, 2007