sex sober

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.

Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.

by starshine1000 December 15, 2008

Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

by Tizoxin November 16, 2010

Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

by Team Steam December 16, 2006

Chronological Snobbery

"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.

Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."

by catholic chuckster July 8, 2010

snozberries

berries that come from your snoz

Guy 1 "Where'd those berries come from?"
Guy2 "MY SNOZ"

SNOZBERRIES

by The Lord King February 22, 2011

snoburb

The snobby suburbs of big cities where everyone drives a status car and the high school kids compete to see who has the most impressive college application, the most AP classes, etc. (originated in Melbourne, Australia)

He thinks he'll get into Yale because he lives in the snoburb of Potomac.

by L Sullivan December 1, 2007

sober coach

Someone that helps you recover from drugs or alcohol at home or anywhere you like. Intervention Orange County.com

A sober Coach comes to you your home and stays with you as you recover from drugs or alcohol.

by Rehab Guy April 7, 2011