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snaffle

To snort or sniff an intoxicating substance, usually an opiate.
Did you snaffle that entire 80?
by weegee August 11, 2005
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snarf

To rub your hands all over your dick, balls, and ass crack and then shake someones hand.
Mark has downs syndrome and forgets to wash his hands after shitting. Sometimes he snarfs people while working at his greeter job at McDonalds.
by Nasty McShasty May 30, 2005
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Snarfgasm

An exclamation; a synonym for 'are you serious!?'
-Okay, hand in your labs

-Oh, snarfgasm, I left mine at home.
by FourthXCrunner March 10, 2009
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Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
by sabricks April 23, 2009
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snarf

Old man who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on hot days.
Look at that old guy snarfing that bike seat. Gee it's hot today.
by Rod Gizinya April 18, 2016
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Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner
Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.
by Snarfblaster69 July 21, 2021
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Snarfnarf

A breed of Shetland pony that exclusively eats sugar cubes. They are also capable of saying the word “Snarfnarf” but only as a replacement for the word “Parklife” in the Blur song of the same name.
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur

Of what is known as
(Snarfnarf )
And morning soup can be avoided

If you take a route straight through what is known as
(Snarfnarf)
by FistyWayne December 3, 2021
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