smuggle hole

Any orifice used to conceal illegal goods. Or cock.

Woman are preferred as drug mules because they are born with more smuggle holes.

by Ruddiger_05 August 25, 2008

Smuggle raisins

Shriveled nuts

It’s cold enough to smuggle raisins.

by The realist May 7, 2018

Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle December 7, 2011

Smoggler

a old shitty ass car or ford.

dont buy that smoggler

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

ass smuggler

1. One who smuggles ass. They generrally horde ass so much that they become it.

2. see, asshat.

2. see, ass bandit.

Shut up, you freaking ass smuggler

by Cap'nSpanky May 28, 2003

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

bone smuggler

Look under Dennis Skeete

I am in need food so I'd rather smuggle bones.

by Anti-Bone-Smuggler April 22, 2003