smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

smoko

A rest from work so that you can have a little time for a ciggy (cigarette).

Gren: hey I'm gonna have a smoko now
Paurine: K mate i'll join ya, just need to tell the boss. Hey Bob I'm gonna have a smoko
Bob: Cool mate have a jolly good time.

by yeah the yobbo chats June 10, 2019

Bone Smooch

A gay male who enjoys giving another male oral

That guy is a total bone smooch

by juicycouture October 14, 2008

coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

by uberdonuts February 19, 2011