Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.

John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.

by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010

collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.

I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.

by ithamore November 10, 2008

slow blinker

Someone who is not smart

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 28, 2015

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.

Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.

by Creamy1 September 9, 2018