This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.
by gordoncharly August 11, 2006
Get the shit-slop-fuck-mess mug.Chap Slop is when the world famous TV pitchman Vince Shlomi, creator of the Slap Chop, ejaculates on a prostitutes stomach causing a pool of semen to accumulate in said prostitutes belly button. A 2nd prostitute then laps up the pool of semen in a similar fashion to a pig lapping up slop.
Some prostitutes make you pay extra to perform a chap slop, and some prostitutes just bite your tongue off.
by Dangggggggggggg April 13, 2010
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Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes
Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?
Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'
Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com
by UkuleleShops February 14, 2012
Get the Ukulele Shops mug.The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.
Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?
Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.
Guy2: That was an awful pun...
Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?
Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.
Guy2: That was an awful pun...
by Quaq October 9, 2013
Get the Indian Slapshot mug.by Rickybobby November 2, 2013
Get the white slips mug.The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option
Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.
see also road whore
see also road whore
by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010
Get the 5 o'clock slop mug.The dirtiest kind of anal sex you can imagine. Basically anal sex that turns into a pool of shit with continuous sex and no clean up. Normally done by really dirty mofos and guys who want to experiement a little further than just regular anal sex.
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1. Jordan gave Michelle a slippity slip slop yesterday and nobody cleaned it up
2. My boyfriend gave me a slippity slip slop and and it was worse than the Dirty Sanchez I got a week ago
1. Jordan gave Michelle a slippity slip slop yesterday and nobody cleaned it up
2. My boyfriend gave me a slippity slip slop and and it was worse than the Dirty Sanchez I got a week ago
by DragonHerpes January 7, 2014
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