seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 24, 2006

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 5, 2003

Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.

Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!

by Miss SLS April 24, 2011