slab

noun. May be used in place of chic in common speech

Man, look at that asian slab over there.
She's a corn fed slab.
Look at that jewish butt slab

by Hotknives September 11, 2003

Slagseeker

Slagseeker- a type of imaginary missle aimed at slags, the annoying girls who shout all the time and are just plain dumb.

Quick, get the slagseeker and pwn those slags over there. Maybe then they will STFU!

by Gumbertron July 23, 2007

slagsRus

slagsRus to form a female team of slag ambition.

slagsRus to form a female team of slag when a group of slags team together and create a night of selecting their pray and entising them with tribal dancing with mascots, immatating other fellow slags, trumpet dancing and ending with a thanks for coming!

by scrouples January 22, 2009

slab joust

To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.

Rob and Chadd were having a slab joust on friday night. Rob came up short.

by Don's Johnson May 29, 2012

slab

Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.

"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."

by fluffernutters86 October 17, 2012

Slab

Stupid Little Ass Bitch

This guy is such a dumbass.
I know man, such a slab

by swegoverload February 14, 2015

slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.

Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!

by demcros September 7, 2016