sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.

Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?

by MITB May 16, 2006

sheepdogging

When someone is walking beside you and they don't observe a straight line, but rather move into you in (unintentional) repeated, subtle bumps, much like a sheepdog herding cattle, forcing you off your intended path.

The sheepdogger is the one pushing; the sheepdoggee is the one getting pushed.

Dude! Quit sheepdogging me!

by LindyBelen June 9, 2011

sheep

one who follows the group; poseur; drone.

Pat Daly is the biggest sheep ever. Kill him.

by greg November 1, 2003

alpha sheep

A trend setter or opinion leader amongst a group or population generally prone to following established customs.

Often, alpha sheep are labeled as "black sheep" in their formative years, due to their tendency to adopt styles or preferences outside accepted custom. However, as they mature, alpha sheep develop into forerunners in fashion, music and culture, whom their peers look to for guidance.

Those hipsters play it off like they're the most original kids on the block, but Jimmy's the only alpha sheep. Every record they buy is coming because he nods his head to it...

If we get one alpha sheep at this bar, that's worth 20 of these phony bohemians...

by ElJorgito December 25, 2010

Sheep

People who follow thier friends, or generally people they see. Its not true that emo's are sheep, if they are generally depressed and thats how they show it then they are not, but if they choose that lifestyle because they see other people doing it and choose to use it even though they dont like it are the real sheep.

Guy1: That guy only shops for the most expensive brands he is such a sheep

Guy2: No he just likes what they offer.

Guy1: That guy saw his friend buy all that stuff so he wanted to aswell.

Guy2: What a sheep.

by James Haig August 18, 2006

Sheep's Blood

A holy ambrosia enjoyed by the fraternal gods. Made up of part Everclear, Hawaiian punch, Sprite, and a few drops of blood from a sheep, this concoction should prove detrimental to sobriety. Sheep's blood has often been found to aggressively impair one's judgement, as well as melt the garb of any female to drink it straight off of her body. Dunderhead's may refer to this brew as "Jungle Juice," but these imbecile's are gravely mistaken. Sheep's blood will fuck ya up.

RS Jr: Hey man, will you pass me a cup of that sheep's blood?

Brett: You mean the jungle juice?

RS Jr: Fuck you Brett, get the fuck out right fucking now!

by weener6190 September 20, 2010