by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013
Get the Hairy Shorts mug.So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN
by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021
Get the Bootay shorts mug.A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.
Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
by evry1else December 26, 2008
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