shmoockie

When a vagina smells like a cookie

She has a shmoockie

by Kdndnbsheh April 7, 2024

Shmloobing

When someone vigorously urinates all over a minor with out their consent

"Holy guacamole, that is some nice Shmloobing skills," Chase from edge control said

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

shmoofer

Slang term for clothing iron

That bitch hit me with the god damn shmoofer!

by Frostytip June 18, 2024

Shmoogily Pooh

A noun used to refer to your significant other, when they are just the cutest darn thing in the world

My Shmoogily Pooh watched Stranger Things with me, and got super close when the scary monster came out. She has my heart

by Shmoogily Pooh Bear July 28, 2024

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Shloobadeedooboo

Thing that Natalie Mars says randomly at inappropriate times in other people's mouths

That's right just SHLOOBADEEDOOBOO what the fuck Natalie

by LATE NITE UNDERTOW August 6, 2024

Shmooglebop

A Shmooglebop is a glipnorb cerclaglifail....find out what language this is........cergaugnishail....shleeborgaaaaabibop....from the Gooby Dooby Doobop Province oh Gina

Man I could really use a shmooglebop right about now........except......what if?........what...what if I AM a Shmooglebop????

by manman7 August 25, 2024