1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.
2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.
2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
Get the mouth shitting mug.N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."
"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
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Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
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Get the You gotta be shitting me! mug.we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011
Get the metric shit ton mug.A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
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Get the shit-ton mug.Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.
You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>
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