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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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Shitonmydick

N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
by Clynnroff October 20, 2009
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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011
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Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008
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shit-ton

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.
by Miss Shmanny February 9, 2009
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Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.
You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>
by Blindstar July 5, 2014
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