homo-shopping

The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.

Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!

homo-shopping by Jayophonic November 13, 2009

Slipping a George

When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel".

Named after our local barman George who attempted this.

When he met her, he tried Slipping a George.

Slipping a George by Phil Arnold December 23, 2005

skipping the rail 

a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.

guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?

skipping the rail by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008

slipping out 

The act of when a female is on top during sexual intercourse and doesn't have the correct rhythm so his penis comes out and needs to be repositioned.

"Jenny didn't have the right rhythm when we were having sex and I kept slipping out."
"Dude. That's rough. Maybe you should be on top next time."

slipping out by SexYmasTerrrr69 December 6, 2013

shopping 

See: Photoshopping, Photoshopped, or Shopped.

It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.

shopping by izcool December 12, 2006

shopping bag 

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

shopping bag by G_diddy September 29, 2008

shopping mule 

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

shopping mule by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009