crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 08, 2017

vape session

Communicational session of letting out stress, anger, or hurt.

Lily- I don't want to complain but I've been really stressed out lately.

Danny- Its fine. Let's have a Vape Session

by TheBraininator January 14, 2017

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

session slut

Someone at singo who is always in and out of session due to backsquadding

Fuck mate you failed nav again this is the 5th time you are a session slut

by BiggestLinger March 02, 2023

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.

After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.

by madam_holla May 29, 2018

Beat Down Session

Typically a call to meeting to facilitate the embrrassment of one or more members of a group.

Hey can you guys pop down to Suite 1? We need to have a beat down session on some of our sales personnel for missing last year's numbers by $4.50

by SethLisp December 02, 2010