Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014

SEMENT

When you cum in cement, it becomes sement (SEE-MENT

"Bro I lost my cumsock in a vat of wet cement"
"Bro that's sement now"

by I AM JESUS CHRIST MARK 2 February 10, 2019

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010

Femboy-Semen

the white creamy milk that comes out of a femboy's dick when they feel enough pleasure

I LOVE FEMBOY-SEMEN IN MY MOUTH!

by mooki101 February 4, 2023

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

by bigjeff May 10, 2005

Sement

Semen that has come into contact with water and turns into a cement-like substance.

I came in the shower, but I had a hell of a time washing off the sement after.

by bdfortin September 9, 2010