Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.

Monster seeking monster, simple as that

by PatrickMat February 25, 2022

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

by well mr squarepants it see sus December 14, 2022

Seema

This is the thiccest girl you've seen. wait wtf why u lookin at her tho dat cake is mine. also gives the best upside down kisses :)

Don't use this in a sentence because Seema is mine wtf

by seemas lover March 20, 2020

Semi-snog

To snog someone without touching them with anything else but the mouth.

"Billy Semi-snog me, meaning you dont try to touch any of my body, just my lips, mouth and tounge....and maybe nose"

by Qsac August 20, 2006

seamist

When a lot semen has been ejaculated in a single room, the evaporated semen turns into the form of mist. Once the semen is in mist form, the "seamist" can harm a person in two ways. First, it can get all over one's skin and clog one's pores. Secondly, the seamist can get into one's lungs while sleeping. This will result in heavy chest congestion.

"Man, after Benji had all that sex in my dorm room, I swear that every time I walk into my room, I am soaked in seamist."

by Ozmandius May 9, 2010

semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.

G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No

by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011