Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024

Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”

by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025

Seagulling

When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.

Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?

Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.

by MarkyWallberg69 May 27, 2016

Seagulling

Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.

Security guard on radio: "Dispatch we have a female in Area 4 seagulling she will be a code 10-86"

by Dman8 September 28, 2019

The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021