Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018

Seagull

A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.

"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"

by Jonty Bonty January 14, 2022

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.

I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled

by Gecko72 February 13, 2023

Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.

“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”

by Realfactx February 28, 2021

Rumbo Seagull

when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.

Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.

by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024