Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")

Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005

F. A. R. Scale

F. A. R. Scale- Face Ass (and) Rack. Used to rate chicks based on a 30 point system. 10 points(pts) for the face, 10 pts for the ass, and 10 points for the rack.

Eh, 10, 10 and 6 I give her a 26 overall on the F. A. R. Scale bro.

by PTil December 7, 2005

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Something rather old but with ")," behind it.

Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...

by BRHSM November 25, 2016

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

coke scale

A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.

Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!

by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 4, 2009

Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

5 To 3 Scale

A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.

Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!

by 5to3 July 24, 2011