Scappoose Muffler

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.

Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.

by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009

ceiling scrapers

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

by big.berries July 26, 2009

sack cheese scraper

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth

I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away

by Iain McPherson May 24, 2004

scappy

adj.

In refernce to a woman meaning dirty, trashy, slutty, and/or infested with STD's.

"You're a scappy ho!"

"Stay away from her, she's a scappy ho."

by venus as a boy March 23, 2006

Scrape

A fat person, typically someone who eats too much. They scrape their plate, and anyone's within 100 yards.

Look at that scrape stuff her face!

by Shot Collah September 4, 2012

Scraps

Girls that are drunk at a bar or club and have not been taken home by a guy before closing time.

The last time I saw John he was walking over to Shenanigans to try to pick up some of the scraps.

by "Dirty" Brown July 23, 2009

banjo scraper

A lady with a considerable gap between her teeth that would scrape your banjo string during an act of fellatio.

"She's got a cracking voice but she's not getting anywhere near my penis with that banjo scraper."

by Monkey Ball Z October 28, 2006