San Bernardino Sailboat

A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.

My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Stinky Sailor

When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.

Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?

by W3 December 31, 2008

Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.

"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"

by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009

Dutch Sail

Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.

My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Sailor's Salute

You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.

I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.

by Nova_gnome February 28, 2009

conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

by Rwolbic May 3, 2005

Silly Sailor

A man who performs homosexual acts and has a talent for interior decorating.

"He`s a silly sailor." "Good, I need help with my living room".

by Larry McJenkins May 28, 2008