Got any Santa Marta
by Truth1919 March 14, 2016
by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019
Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck
by Pirating chunks of ice December 08, 2016
A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town
by Kmart lover 2002 November 04, 2019
When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.
by DocDirty December 01, 2015
by El Presidente69 August 07, 2009