Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack

"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."

by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013

Wrath of Santa

When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations

I saw you twerking at the VMAs Miley your about to feel the wrath of Santa you ho ho ho

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017