Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

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Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

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Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.

Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?

by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025

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