Stump

Abbreviation of a Stupid leader of an organization unit, also usuable as verbal e.g. stumping

A Stump doesn´t know, that 80% in Pittsburgh have voted for the Democrats .

by webnic June 02, 2017

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table April 05, 2016

WOFFEL STUMP

shower poopy

"I had a good woffel stump last night"

by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 13, 2022

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump May 15, 2018