sloppy pocket

nother term for giny, vag, fanny, box ect

"he wants to get in her sloppy pocket"

by clit mcgee January 12, 2005

Shoppin the High School

The dude who even after he graduates high school hangs out at the high school. The Older Prom date kinda guy.

Randy likes to drive past "shoppin the high school" Bumpin the Bass at 11:30 everyday to let the ladies know he is around.

by Casiniknowit June 13, 2012

Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.

A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!

by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013

Vindow shopping

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.

Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check

by knet February 3, 2007

Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.

I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.

by FuelRod January 26, 2009

screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.

cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now

by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way

your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town

by mr. squinter February 19, 2010