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shit stomping

- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit

* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
yesterday ,we made an old man stomp shit!!!!! # Shit stomping
by lexbratis July 2, 2014
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Sailor stomp

This rare phenomenon where a giant foot - which has received a homage in pop culture such as the television show "The Monty Python" due to its mysterious nature - lowers out of the sky every 120 years to target an unsuspecting sailor. This is called 'Sailor Stomp Syndrome'; shortened to 'Sailor Stomp
SPLATT! "omg they got gay john(the sailor)"
he got sailor stomped :(
awwwwwwwwwww
by Berin April 22, 2006
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Ghetto Stomp

To stomp on one's skull whilst wearing cleats.

Mainly done in ghetto's with mountainous terrain.
"I just ghetto stomped Clarence ,"

"Nice, how bloody are your cleats?"

"They can be washed,"
by motionfull January 15, 2014
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Rocket Stomping

Rocket Stomping is a practise usually performed by posh people, where a gay man stands on his head, and allows another gay man to insert his penis into his anus, whilst the recievers anus is filled with beetroot
Man 1 - "Hey Charles, would you like to try Rocket Stomping?"
Man 2 - "Why Yes Raymond, I would love to Rocket Stomp!"
by Kyle J. Beccalee February 22, 2009
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crotch stomp

The dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.
Yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.
by gobbledegook October 3, 2007
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Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.
As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.
by Roy October 21, 2003
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elephant stomp

the unknown elephant stomp is when the male inserts his foot into a females anus and then inserts it directly after into the females mouth. this will cause the female to look as if an elephant stepped in shit and then stomped on her face
1: omg i cant believe my girl friend wanted an elephant stomp!
2: are you serious thats disgusting man
1: well i still did it....
by durty dur January 20, 2011
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