Cupertino Steamer

when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.

Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.

Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!

by atontonamous September 9, 2009

The Steamer

Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.

Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"

Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."

by HoboSpider December 27, 2011

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.

Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.

by ryonekora August 26, 2008

cleveland steamer

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during fellatio (if the woman is receiving) or cunningulus (if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.

Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Stubacca April 13, 2006

cleveland steamer

taking a dump on a girls chest

The hooker I picked up last week let me give her a cleveland steamer

by timothy steely May 19, 2008

Leningrad Steamer

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy, and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Cleveland and that Russian Broad had a leningrad steamer last night with Rylo

by Cheesemonster May 20, 2015

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on your partner.

I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.

by Yat December 20, 2003