speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

by pee-more March 29, 2010

speed of GAY

speed of GAY is faster than light

i walk ar speed of GAY

by madafucka! June 9, 2020

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011

Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017

speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020