spang

To be happily discombobulated on drugs.

Look at Chris he's gone completely spang!

by Jack The Bodiless January 1, 2006

spaint

When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.

Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."

by taint slayer May 16, 2010

Spanglette

A one-piece thong swimsuit for men which has a defining characteristic of going from the crotch area over both shoulders and back down to a "v" through both buttocks. Made popular by Borat. Popular colors: hot pink; lime green.

No way! Did you see that hairy Euro dude wearing a spanglette? I just threw up in my mouth.

by Walker L. October 16, 2007

spangleporn

spangle-porn
adjective
of, pertaining to, the language passed during sex between one of Anglo decent and one of Hispanic decent. Characterized by heavy, lewd sexual overtones, mixing English and Spanish languages.

"It took a little getting used to"
"What?"
"The way his Spanish sounded in the sack"
"Haha, no kidding?"
"It sounded so wrong...soo spangleporn"

Por ejemplo:
¿te gusta?
-SI SI SI
espera, ¿así?
-nooooo
¡como así!
-ayyyy mamacita! JESUS! MARIA! JOSEPH!

by Vomgurl December 25, 2007

SPAIN

The mix of Speed and Cocaine for recreational or pseudo-medical purposes.

A: I only have a bit of speed...
B: I only have a bit of cocaine...
Narrator: And so, as they looked each other in the eye, low and behold, SPAIN

by IJD February 13, 2018

Spain

Spain is a country located in Europe. They fuckin make the best paella and is full of Garcia’s, Lopez’s, Manrique’s, De La Cruz’s, etc. They also have a wide cultural country, from raping bulls to a big black dude selling yeezys for 5$ next to the beach. They love chorizo pecante and vino blanca con qeso y joman berico. The best place in Spain is the Vasc Country, where you can relax on the beach, have a nice dinner outdoors, or get shot in the stomach by a guy wearing a mask and screaming something like “demense todo su dinero me enojo tango un arma soi de ETA”. Everyone in Spain has fat dicks and will probably not even fit through top he door.

Person 1: I went to Spain last week
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*

by EPICNOSC0PER November 14, 2018

spangelferkel

a german word that refers to a person who is a master of smiley usage in online chat situations.

Chris is such a spangelferkel now that Alison has shown him all the smilies.

by the original, alison. February 20, 2009