shortstop

a weapon from team fortress 2 for the scout class it is a side grade to the stock scattergun

scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA

by sniper nate October 21, 2020

Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.

She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.

by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022

furry shorts

A man with no pants on. The 7th book in the Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging series. Startled by His Furry Shorts

The 7th book in the Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging series. Startled by His Furry Shorts

by Maggieandtheferociousbeast March 25, 2010

Jockey Shorts

-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.

EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).

by Dinkum January 19, 2014

v neck shorts

When a fat person wears shorts that are too small causing them to be higher in the crotch area, and longer toward the outside of the thighs. It looks like an upside down v.

I think I'm going to puke, I think I just saw some hair coming from her v neck shorts.

by oldlizard132 July 29, 2010

Pussy Shorts

We all know what booty shorts are, but lately shorts are getting shorter and shorter. Pussy shorts are shorts so short that everything is exposed. Ass, thigh, and you guessed it, pussy. These can most commonly be spotted in the springtime when it first gets warm or in the summer time. Ironically most people that wear them are the ones that have no right too *I'm talking to you fat chicks*

Person 1: "Did you see Shanaynay yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wearin those pussy shorts."
Person 1: "I know, it was all hangin out."

by Will "Brown Sugar" C. III July 31, 2012

Jean Shorts

1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.

Jean Shorts: The official shorts of SD-G.

by KingPeter888 October 14, 2008