scatbrain

n. Ironically designates a person who dwells on or expostulates ideas that are old, discredited or unintelligible. The scatbrains are the uneducated lower class cousins of the educated upperclass fecal-minded eggheads.

Joe is a scatbrain. He keeps saying torturing is a legally acceptable way to obtain information from suspected criminals and terrorists.. His sense of morality is twisted by his ideological zeal and his biases.

by hypocrisykiller October 4, 2009

scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010

Scat Mole

It's when your mom's ex boyfriend steals your tv and all of your expensive belongings, and takes a shit on himself while smearing it all over his body. Later....goes to jail for spreading aids and living off welfare to buy things he doesn't deserve.

Dude!!!! I just denied a Scat Mole's loan.

by Typical CHaz!!!! August 15, 2010

Scatharsis

The intense feeling of relief and cleansing when just having taken a massive dump after a prolonged unfullfilled need to shit.

Having not had the oportunity to poop all day, his recent toilet visit brought an intense scatharsis.

by Uncle Augie September 16, 2012

scat 2.0

A term for "So sick." or "so cool."

Elijah: "I got my new Jordan 11's, and they're scat 2.0, bro!"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019

scatchatoon

a word for white people to use instead of saying the N word

wassup my scatchatoon

by friskysponge October 27, 2019