When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”
Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
by Rednikster April 14, 2016
Get the The Seal mug.A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
by BenS1986 July 22, 2010
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
by TheDiscount April 28, 2011
Get the wet seal mug.Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'
by mayxday October 27, 2011
Get the seal team six mug.When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.
by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010
Get the Alaskan Seal Spear mug.by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006
Get the California Golden Seal mug.Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
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