slutmeister

1. A master slut.

2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.

"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!

by Cuddy mother fucking 13 bitch. October 15, 2009

sluntstress

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...

The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress

by davethewave2 July 17, 2010

Slutiform

A uniform, used solely for the purposes of slutting.

Did you see Kelly's new slutiform, it's hardly becoming.

by PinkieCookie September 7, 2010

slut parade

downtown Scottsdale AZ on weekends is so heavily infused with girls who have rich parents that dress slutty and scamper across streets in painfully high heels. They never use crosswalks and they travel in large packs followed by a douchenozzle. There are tons of sorostitutes from ASU and twenty-somethings already twice-divorced.

I was trying to creep through the slut parade down by Scottsdale Road and a guy yelled "hey slut!" and the girl in my car was sending thoughts to the girl on the street (don'tturnarounddon'tturnaround) but of course the girl turned around like it was her given name. What a beautiful city.

by intellektualspew March 4, 2011

Slutbrush

A toothbrush in ones bathroom specifically for one-time overnight guests. The brush is presented as new, although has likely been used by previous overnight guests.

"Hey playa, did you take that cutie home last night?"

"Yep, gave them the slutbrush, too"

by HeyDaveA October 2, 2012

Slur texting

A text you receive from someone who is clearly under the influence of some serious alcohol, and you have to decode the texts as they come through.

Ex of slur texting: hey what are you up to?

Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j

by Frizzbitch1234 September 3, 2014

Slug tits

Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.

Hey man them slug tits aint ever seen a barbell!

by Clarkchenko7 September 4, 2016