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scottevest

A company that does not let you return items after you wear try the cloths on
Buy a jacket from scottevest and try it on and it does not fit. Or you wear it outside for 5 minutes or dont have the tags
by monkeysRus March 8, 2013
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Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.
(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018
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De-Scottishification

1, To remove Scottishness
2, To modify Scottishness.
What Scottish businesses are doing at the moment to appease their American customers in the aftermath of the Megrahi release.
Not limited to Scottish companies. For instance a Mexican company whose logo was bagpipes or a wee sleekit temerous beastie or something could be seen to be Scottish & could therefore become commercially disadvantaged by this judicial faux pas. They would, no doubt choose to...De-Scottishify.
The Scottishness which is being removed or modified is the superficial Scottishness such as the tartan, the sporran, the ginger hair. The Scottishness which lies beneath the surface however is not altered. The meanness, the E-numbers, the moaning & groaning, the religious hatred, Dundee, is not visible in the corporate spectrum & therefore it remains intact.

De-Scottishification renders Scots people exactly the same as everybody else.
De-Scottishification
I can descottishify myself by drinking less whisky & eating less porridge & haggis but no amount of moaning & groaning can bring him (Megrahi) back.
by Manny Shinwell September 14, 2009
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Spottieottiedopaliscious

"That chick is very Spottieottiedopaliscious... I want to have sex with her!"
by Paul Clark February 28, 2003
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Bon Scotted

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.
Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.
by WBM July 10, 2006
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shottie

by disco stu September 24, 2003
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Shottie

A girl who is short, but also hot.
That girl is a shottie.
Check out that shottie.
by D-Rew Rappen April 18, 2008
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