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Earth Science

A mostly pointless class you will end up taking that includes teachers with monotones, comfy textbook pillows, facepalms when you realize it's not required to graduate and time to do other school work.
Ex. 1
Will: "Crap, I forgot to do the English"
Rachel: "Just do it during Earth Science. It's not like that class matters."

Ex. 2
Trista: "What do you have next?"
Frank: "Study Ha-....uh... I mean 'Earth Science'"
by Smartbutlazy March 18, 2011
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nigga science

When a smart ass nigga explain to you some deep science shit using nigga terms
Daquan- The big band is when a lot of tiny little dust and shit was all together and then it just fuckin' exploded and shit. Then when everything was as hot as yo' girls ass shit kept growin bigger and bigger fo millions of years until other tiny shits joined together to make bigger shits and shit

Gerome - Damn man that was some real nigga science.
by hood latino February 4, 2017
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Cocket Science

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010
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Man Science

mæn saɪəns
–noun

1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.
Sue wanted to call an electrician, but Ryan busted out some man science and fixed it.
by gentofleisure May 5, 2011
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rocket science

Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space.
Judge Judy: "It's not rocket science. What is rocket science?"

Defendant: "Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space."
by CommanderCool1111 April 8, 2009
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Hippie Science

The branch of science that professes to cure ailments with herbs, spices and other witchcraft traditional or modern. Seminal to this branch of science is that remedies borne from the Amazon Rainforest will be the cure to all forms of cancer. Further, hippie science professes that crystals have the ability to realign your energy field and improve the quality and consistency of a bowel movement.
Man 1: What are you doing?
Man 2: A woman at the grocery store heard me coughing and told me to throw: basil, mint and sage into a pot of boiling water and inhale the vapor.
Man 1: Sounds like some hippie science bullshit to me.
by Yellowbeard February 7, 2015
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Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.
Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.
by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019
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