Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

sausage scissors

The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.

Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack

by snew7 May 18, 2011

Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

sausage effect

When a man wears his belt too tight, creating the appearance of links of sausage.

You need to loosen your belt. You have the sausage effect going on.

by Kara J May 15, 2016