The 85% Rule

The younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.

Person 1- "Dude, I just got a new girlfriend"
Person 2- "How old is she?"
Person 1- "She's 22"
Person 2- "Dude, you're 35, that's not cool. You're disrespecting the 85% rule"
Person 1- "Oh shit, you're right"

by J1000awesome April 29, 2013

Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}

Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

by KITT FAN October 14, 2011

The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

The Tea Rule

The Rule where anyone who answers certain questions with "T" or "Tea" etc. makes everyone a cup of tea.

It is unavoidable.

1:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's that thing you put a golf ball on?
Tom: Tee?
Coop: Go on then
Tom: Why?!
Coop: It's the tea rule? Don't you get it?

2:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's the 20th letter of the alphabet?
Tom: T?
Coop: Cheers, mate

3:
Coop: We're a team, right? And what's the first 3 letters of team?
Tom: T ... E ... A?
Coop: If you're offering, thanks!

by Coop720 September 8, 2011

unlimited timeout rule

The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.

Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?

Boyfriend: Only two minutes.

Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!

by jonnywords December 7, 2010

Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome

Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.

by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011

Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.

Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."

by Truedat56343 August 1, 2016