gum rub

blow job after granny has taken her teeth out.

granny took out her teeth and gave me a proper good gum rub!

by hoobie wan October 4, 2014

Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.

by norm the plum December 1, 2015

speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

Cookie Rub

When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.

“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.

by rinlovesstrokingit January 27, 2023

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Told to Bruce Wayne by the Joker. The Joker was refering to his relationship with Vicki Vale

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"- The Joker(Jack Nicholson)

by Bruce Lee lives April 7, 2004

Velvet Rub

To get a blow job from a women (or man) with no teeth.

Last night I had your grandma take out her dentures and give me the ole' Velvet Rub.

by Lrstyle September 14, 2011

butt-rub event

A large, crowded event during which it is impossible to avoid rubbing your buttocks against another person's body. This is due to the large number of people and lack of personal space.

Concerts, festivals/carnivals, crowded nightclubs, raves, circuit parties and busy shopping days are all considered butt-rub events.

by Patrick Daly January 18, 2006