roulette

A game in casino with absolute no scientific way to win consistently and for a long run. Doesn't matter how good your betting system is, as long as roulette has a zero, the Casino is getting at least 2.7% (or 1/37) of money bet by players.

Usually MUCH more because most players don't know anything about betting systems except doubling bets and skipping spins.

Most roulette players are flushing their money down the drain.

by BooooooB! August 19, 2008

Erection Roulette

You have a group of people sitting in a circle. You think up a question you know the answer to and ask it to someone. If you get it wrong you have to take viagra and then get kicked in your australia(penis).

Dude we played erection roulette last night and jeremy got freakin hammer I don't think hes gonna have babies.

by Big poot January 11, 2006

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008

Turkish Roulette

The game people indirectly play when visiting the local kebab restaurant, knowing there's a good one in five chance of getting diarrhea.

"Did you go get something to eat after we left last night?"

"Yeah, but unfortunately I lost the turkish roulette... Was one rough night for sure."

by AndyMind October 28, 2013

Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette is A stunt in which one spins the cylinder of a revolver loaded with only one bullet, aims the muzzle at one's head, and pulls the trigger

In movies, the bad guys do Russian Roulette to scare the other person.

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH January 27, 2006

Vagina Roulette

It is a well known fact that some people enjoy "sticking their penis into their girlfriend's flab". Vagina Roulette is a game of chance, where a male attempts to find the vagina through shoving his dick into rolls of fat.

A commentary of Vagina Roulette would perhaps go something like the following:
"Flab... Flab... Flab... VAGINA!"

by Beaverfoot Wolf Semen October 18, 2008

retard roulette

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

by Liz Lime December 24, 2010