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Robenson

Robenson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robenson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.

Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
by Paco the lamb June 9, 2011
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Robert Terry

Robert terry is someone who can make you laugh and smile at the silliest and simplest of things, they can make you speechless and leave you smiling for weeks! Every time you see them your heart beats that little bit faster and you panic about yourself. Robert Terry can woo the ladies and has lots of friends. They are usually small and happy, even though they look innocent they can be quite feisty! Robert Terry in a few words is amazing, handsome, hilarious and can make your heart melt as if it was as easy as breathing. He always stands by you and cheers you up!
Who is Robert Terry?

He is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet!
by Getta_Life_You_Need_It! December 29, 2011
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World in one whose body and he should be very lucky.
I love Robert so much because I know he loves me and tries in everything!
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Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.
"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
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Robert Ehrlinger

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I'm robert ehrlinger, I don't have any pubic hair. I also like to kiss Brandon Daly
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