When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
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A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
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Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
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Get the rofl waffle mug.its just another one of those 'lol' or 'rofl' words such as roflcopter or lolocaust. i just made it up today and it was funny. lolocaust
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"rolling on the floor laughing" cakes.
Completely pointless, yet fun to say. Usually spoken by people with mental disorders.
"rolling on the floor laughing" cakes.
Completely pointless, yet fun to say. Usually spoken by people with mental disorders.
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