Puerto Rican Bidet

The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Puerto Rican Kiss

term used to describe when a man rolls his "Rs" while going down on a women.

P1: How was your date last night?
P2: Amazing!! He gave me a Puerto Rican Kiss. I was cumming all over the place.
P1: Does he have a brother?

by BabySmoothKraken January 29, 2020

Puerto Rican Women

Extremely loyal, loves showing affection, Super crazy but won’t ever leave your side, Dances when eating, and is every guys dream girl

You love her bro...?
Hell yeah she’s a Puerto Rican Women
How does she act...?
Crazy but she’s loyal bro

by gangbagnger October 1, 2020

Ricardo

Simp

that nigga Ricardo a simp

by ....Hi.... May 20, 2020

Costa Rican Snake

a uncircumsized penis attached to a costa rican.

zoony's penis. "when you play with the costa rican snake its spits venom." "wanna see costa rican snake?"

by JackieM34 January 15, 2009

Dirty Ricardo B

The act of putting your face in a girls ass and than swallowing her shit, then proceeding to forcefully open her vagina and puke it back into her body.

Dude why has Kirana been bitching about her vagina hurting all day?
Oh yeah that's cuz I gave her a dirty Ricardo B last night.

by youknowwhoisaking January 13, 2022