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Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011
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Rekax

Rekax. Verb. To be at peace.. To calm down or to 'woosaah' in the face of irritating douchelords chatting crap.
Really, ignore him man, just rekax!
Rekax bro, he's a douche lord.
by BilskeeRav April 2, 2013
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Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness
We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now
by Dougiie May 19, 2014
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Relashit visit

When you are forced to visit relatives and it is really shit ( it is borning and takes forever to get there)
Gotta go to scottland for Christmas, my 6th relashit visit this year!

Aunt Betty's house for Thanks Giving- what a relashit visit!
by User_87 December 22, 2014
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Relafriendship

A friendship that's so much like an official relationship that you don't know what to call it.
Shawn and Camila are really really close friends, but they act like boyfriend and girlfriend. They're definitely in a relafriendship .
by RandomAf January 16, 2016
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relationdate

They have been dating for a while now. It's definitely a relationdate at this point since they are clearly in a relationship!
by Appspirations June 2, 2016
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relationchip

A relationship requiring many chips.
I am in a serious relationchip right now!
by themasterword November 22, 2016
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