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This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.
Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!
by velociraptor93 January 25, 2011
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Choo Choo real smoothin

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here
by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019
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totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke
guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait
by capythany April 28, 2023
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real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.
Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
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real ass bitch

a bitch who isn’t fake, and will keep everything straight with you.
girl: you heard of that real ass bitch in 1st period
boy: yea she keeps everything straight with you
by #thatonebitch April 18, 2019
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real ultimate power

Possesed by ALL true ninjas, real ultimate power is the ability to flip out all the time and kill people for practically no reason at all.
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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real men

"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.
Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
by Chomputer March 8, 2009
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