I was at the town pool on a hot summers day when my junk got water rubbed by an old man's fleshly calf as he swam past me
by Schmorl's Node October 2, 2010
Get the water rubmug. by Xandertron September 20, 2013
Get the rubbing buttsmug. by eda-skip July 6, 2022
Get the boner rubbingmug. The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.
Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."
by spacejamjosh July 27, 2013
Get the Louisiana Rubmug. *Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*
Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"
Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"
by Phil November 20, 2006
Get the its rubbingsmug. It's the moustache rub's little brother. A wisker rub occurs when a 5 o'clock shadow is used to provide sexual favors to a woman's private parts.
by Urban Definer of the Night April 21, 2010
Get the Wisker Rubmug. 