Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012
Get the koala relationshipmug. The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013
Get the Relationship eyesmug. The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018
Get the shitbiotic relationshipmug. ‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
by Maxim11 June 9, 2018
Get the relationship pubesmug. The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.
Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.
by Owen66 February 24, 2019
Get the Relationship Bodymug. When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015
Get the paper relationshipmug. A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
Get the relationship taxmug.